Birthday Card - Twatted

Have you ever met Mr. Wibble?

He's the one who appears when you've had a few too many drinks.

He's the one with a silly hat, bells on his ankles and weird tassels on his elbows.

He's the one who pisses on your crotch, nudges you when you when you try to walk in a straight line, and pokes you in the mouth so you can't speak properly.

And that poo taste in your mouth the next morning?  Yep, that's his too.

To follow the advice on this card, it can't be done alone, it can only be done with the help of Mr. Wibble.

If you know anyone who is friendly with Mr. W, give them this card as a friendly reminder of what they need to do.