Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

We're all special.

Some people are cunts, but the rest of us are.

We're special because of who we are, what we've achieved, and the difference we make to the world and the people in it.

This card helps us celebrate that.

Even if your birthday recipient hasn't actually achieved anything, at least they got bigger than they were when they were born.

That's an achievement, isn't it?