Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish

In the last few weeks I've done some market research, and apparently there are people out there who don't think grotty things are funny.

Yeah, I know, I didn't believe it either, but apparently they do exist, one lives in Nottingham and the other in Wakefield.

So if you're one of these two people, this product is for you; there is definitely no mention of poo or cocks on it anywhere, so you're safe.

Obviously I only have two in stock, one of each of you, I hope you like it.

Place it in your downstairs loo to give your visitors a giggle; they might even secretly taste or sniff it to check how fishy it is.

Or give it to a friend so they can raise a good giggle every time someone goes for a plop.