Mug - Penis

It's ok, don't worry, we all do it.

At least you have the strength of character to admit it.

With this mug, you can proudly announce your penile insertion activities.

With this mug, your friends can join you.

They too can come out of the shadows, into the light, and celebrate their willie dipping.

This mug is not only a celebration but also permission.

Permission to be a proud willie dipper - to announce it to the world.

So don't let your friends continue to do this in silence.

They too can be proud weenie dippers just like you.

This mug is a bold and confident statement of masculinity and prowess.

Use it like a man, and share the gift of charisma and winkie-dipping power with your friends.

Do this, and they will love you forever.