Mug - Discharge

Fanny batter, also known as cunt putty is like saffron.

It's a fine and rare substance held in the highest regard by all connoisseurs.

So much so, that a new facility, called The Clungatorium has opened in Milton Keynes (see www.clungatorium.co.uk).

This auspicious endeavor is the work of a good friend of mine, who will remain unnamed at the moment.

I will say, however, that he will employ a host of like-minded clunge farmers to help him harvest the batter from all women in the local area, and ultimately the entire country.

There is even a viewing platform so that visitors can watch the process, for a small fee.

The women do not pay for this service, their only payment is the small amount of batter they leave in the beards of the clunge farmers, who then scrape it into a vat where it is processed and used in the chip shop next door.

To date, thousands of women have enjoyed this service as it gives them the pleasure and release they so badly need, especially in these difficult times.

So assuming you're not in Milton Keynes, buy this mug for yourself, as a loving gesture to your man, to let him know that you will give him the honour of harvesting your important juices.